Showing posts with label Lemony Snicket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lemony Snicket. Show all posts

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Lemony Snicket's The Series of Unfortunate Events Book 3: The Wide Window


If you wanna know how the unfortunate events of the Baudelaires started, then read book1 - the bad beginning and follow their misery in book2 - the reptile room...

Book 3 - The Wide Window

If you don't wanna continue reading, I will never force you, but like Mr. Lemony Snicket, I already decided to stick with the orphans as they are like brother and sisters to me. Like Klaus I love to read, Violet's hair ribbon is one of my favorite fashion accessories, and just as much as Sonny loves to bite, I love to nibble finger foods too...

After Uncle Monty's death, they were introduced to
Aunt Josephine
a kind widow frightened by many, I mean almost ALL things ever since her Husband Ike died in Lake Lachrymose after being eaten by Lachrymose Leeches...

She's afraid of the lake Lachrymose yet her house is located at a cliff just above the lake. Honestly, the house is cute! hehe As an engineer, I find it very amusing! The side facing the lake is the library where an huge window is installed. Could you believe that the heaviest part of the house is on that side? o.O
Aunt Josephine's House
She is too comical and funny whenever she warned the kids not to answer the phone, open the fridge and cook their meals. :)) Although very frightful, she is strict when it comes to grammar, she loves grammar so much that she even have an enormous library of grammar on her home. The enormous library has an enormous window (this is where the book title came from) which overlooks the lake and a cave...

Count Olaf entered the scene as the one-legged owner of a boat rental Captain Sham, who lost his leg after being eaten by the horrible lachrymose leeches. The orphans easily spotted that he was the count and warned Aunt Josephine but to no avail. In the long run, Aunt Josephine was runaway with a note saying that the new Bauldelaire guardian would be Captain Sham... The letter is filled with misspelled words and grammatical errors that Klaus realized that Aunt Josephine is hiding a coded message to the children.

In the end, they saved her from hiding on a cave called "Curdled Cave" but because of Hurricane Herman and Aunt Josephine's eating banana, lachrymose leeches started to pursue them making holes on their boat while big waves hitting them... At this point I thank Captain Sham, I mean Count Olaf for being there for the children, yet again, he is the reason why Aunt Josephine was eaten alive by the leeches. Yes, in the beginning, their parents died, in the reptile room died Uncle Monty, and now in lake Lachrymose died Aunt Josephine. And all of these are doings of the Count.

So, have you read the third book or watched the film? Tell me what do you think of the Bauldelaires and their future?
*photos not mine

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Lemony Snicket’s 13 Shocking Secrets!


Warning: Before you scroll down, I must remind you that this is a SPOILER!

I myself searched the entire 13 books like one of the VFD volunteers and finally I came down to the 13th of the 13 secrets... You could also do your own research in LemonySnicket.com

The book told about the Baudelaires narrated by Lemony Snicket. But here, Lemony Snicket is in the spotlight!

he searched for the Baudelaire orphans

#1           Lemony Snicket is not who you think he is.

#2           Lemony Snicket is one of the three orphans/siblings.

#3           Lemony Snicket’s niece is an orphan.

THE BAD BEGINNING
The wretched book that started all the trouble.
Book the First, in which:
•  The Baudelaire mansion is destroyed by a suspicious fire.
•  Count Olaf, criminal mastermind, adopts three orphans.
•  Violet Baudelaire invents a grappling  _  _  _  _.
My answer:        grappling hook

THE REPTILE ROOM
More venomous than a viper, and almost twice as unnerving.
Book the Second, in which:
•  Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, world renowned
herpetologist, unveils the Incredibly Deadly Viper.
•  The Baudelaire orphans and their uncle attend  _  _  _  _  _  _  _
IN THE SNOW, a film by Dr. Gustav Sebald.
•  Someone important disguised as a taxi driver
passes unnoticed.
My answer:        zombies

THE WIDE WINDOW
More destructive than a hurricane, and almost as damp.
Book the Third, in which:
•  Aunt Josephine reveals that her mother-in-law had only one
eyebrow.
•  Someone tells the story of how  _  _  _   Anwhistle was
eaten alive.
•  A secret message is sent using grammatical errors.
My answer:        Ike Anwhistle

#4           Lemony Snicket’s wanted for arson.

#5           Lemony Snicket grew up with a terrible villain.

THE MISERABLE MILL
More arduous than hard labor, and almost as rewarding.
Book the Fourth, in which:
•  The Baudelaires are put to work in a factory owned
by a man known only as  _  _  _ .
•  Lemony Snicket mentions a 200-page book written by Beatrice.
•  Sunny Baudelaire defends herself in a sword fight using her teeth.
My answer:        Sir

THE AUSTERE ACADEMY
More ghastly than boarding school, and almost as interminable.
Book the Fifth, in which:
•  At boarding school, the Baudelaires befriend the Quagmire
triplets, who also lost everything in a suspicious fire.
•  Duncan Quagmire discovers an article in the Bangkok Gazette
regarding an escaped murderer matching the description of
Count Olaf.
•  Sunny Baudelaire is impersonated by a sack of  _  _  _  _  _ .
My answer:        Flour

THE ERSATZ ELEVATOR
More eerie than an elevator shaft, and almost as dark.
Book the Sixth, in which:
•  Two of the orphans are imprisoned in a dark cage
deep underground.
•  A plot involving a secret island is briefly referred to.
•  A box containing V.F.D. is opened, revealing
Very Fancy _  _  _  _  _  _  _ .
My answer:        Dollies

#6           Lemony Snicket attended boarding school.

#7           When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization.

THE VILE VILLAGE
More terrifying than a mob, and almost as ill-tempered.
Book the Seventh, in which:
•  The Daily Punctilio publishes an inaccurate story
regarding the death of Count Olaf.
•  Crows are used to transmit secret messages.
•  Someone tries to escape in a  _  _  _  _  -  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _
hot air mobile home.
My answer:        Self-Sustaining

THE HOSTILE HOSPITAL
More distasteful than medicine, and almost as sick.
Book the Eighth, in which:
•  The Snicket File is discovered.
•  14-year-old Laura V.  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  is wheeled
into an operating theater to have her head removed.
•  The existence of a secret pocket in the Baudelaires’ mother’s coat
is revealed.
My answer:        Laura V. Bleedotite

THE CARNIVOROUS CARNIVAL
More frightening than a fortune teller, and almost as suspicious.
Book the Ninth, in which:
•  A fortune teller’s crystal ball is broken – for the second time.
•  The expression “the belly of the beast” appears eight times.
•  A person is devoured by  _  _  _  _  _ .
My answer:        lions

#8           Lemony Snicket was fired from “The Daily Punctilio”.

#9           Lemony Snicket helped Beatrice commit a serious crime before her death.

THE SLIPPERY SLOPE
More chilling than winter, and almost as icy.
Book the Tenth, in which:
•  The Baudelaires discover V.F.D. Headquarters.
•  Klaus Baudelaire recalls finding a box of Verdant Flammable
Devices inside his father’s desk.
•  Sunny Baudelaire prepares False Spring Rolls for her
captors on Mount  _  _  _  _  _  _  _ .
My answer:        Mount Fraught

THE GRIM GROTTO
More mysterious than the ocean, and almost as deep.
Book the Eleventh, in which:
•  The water cycle takes on unusual importance.
•  The rare and poisonous Medusoid  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  spreads.
•  The Baudelaire orphans return to the site of their first misfortune.
My answer:       Medusoid Mycelium

THE PENULTIMATE PERIL
More uncomfortable than a hotel, and almost as unsettling.
Book the Twelfth, in which:
•  Carmelita Spats, the least delightful person on earth,
is given a harpoon gun.
•  Count Olaf is put on trial.
•  The Baudelaires murder  _  _  _  _  _ .
My answer:        Dewey Denouement

#10         Lemony Snicket was disguised as a bullfighter when he was captured.

#11         Lemony Snicket’s work is filled with secret messages meant for his associates.

#12         Lemony Snicket has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle.

#13         In my answers, combined the bold letters and you’ll also get what’s Lemony Snicket’s 13th secret!

Comment down below if you know the answer! Happy Hunting VFD Volunteers!

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